Drop Out, Smoke Crack, Get MBA… I would have been the hated parent in the story told (not part of the series)

I’ve never had children… during the years of life when that generally takes place I was performing on small dive bar type of comedy club stages, usually located in a small bar or restaurant that built a stage in order to provide entertainment… karaoke one night, comedy, trivia, when the bar-back gets married it’s aContinue reading “Drop Out, Smoke Crack, Get MBA… I would have been the hated parent in the story told (not part of the series)”

Drop Out, Smoke Crack, Get MBA post 14, pt 1 (Austin)

This is part of a series… click here to start from the beginning No, you’re out of order! I’m not sure how I skipped over it, but I did a perform comedy one night at Maggie Mae’s on 6thStreet. I don’t think that I’ve mentioned this yet and honestly there’s no way for me toContinue reading “Drop Out, Smoke Crack, Get MBA post 14, pt 1 (Austin)”

Drop Out, Smoke Crack, Get MBA post 13 pt 1 (Austin)

This is part of a series. It is suggested that you start with the first post, post 1 “Hey, do you think that they would get mad if I wore the milk jug costume?” “Do you care if they get mad?” “Good Point” I look back at my days in Austin frequently, reminiscing in myContinue reading “Drop Out, Smoke Crack, Get MBA post 13 pt 1 (Austin)”

Drop Out, Smoke Crack, Get MBA post 12, pt 1 (Austin)

This is part of a series…it is suggested that you start with post 1 I didn’t smoke any crack in the house while I was living with the dancer. And as I’ve said, I wasn’t even close to having sex with her, and that was just fine with me at the time. Sometimes you knowContinue reading “Drop Out, Smoke Crack, Get MBA post 12, pt 1 (Austin)”

Drop Out, Smoke Crack, Get MBA post 10, pt 1 (Austin)

This is part of a series… it is suggested that you click here to start from the first post You know that movie Friday? The one with Ice Cube, Chris Tucker? Almost everybody that I’ve ever met loves that movie. “Oh, it’s hilarious.” They will say.  To be honest though, I don’t really care forContinue reading “Drop Out, Smoke Crack, Get MBA post 10, pt 1 (Austin)”

Drop Out, Smoke Crack, Get MBA post 9, pt 1 (Austin)

This is part of a series… please go to post 1 to start from the beginning I earned my MBA in August 2018, but I didn’t walk for graduation. I can’t. Oh, they would let me, it’s nothing like that. I just couldn’t. My anxiety sometimes keeps me from participating in activities like that. IContinue reading “Drop Out, Smoke Crack, Get MBA post 9, pt 1 (Austin)”

Drop Out, Smoke Crack, Get MBA post 8, pt 1 (Austin)

This is part of a series. Please start with post 1 in order to start from the beginning John said no. Thank God John said no. If John would have said yes…holy shit man, there is very little chance that I would be here. John would occasionally smoke weed, but he never did coke. HeContinue reading “Drop Out, Smoke Crack, Get MBA post 8, pt 1 (Austin)”

Drop Out, Smoke Crack, Get MBA post 7, pt 1 (Austin)

This is part of a series…please start with the first post I knew what a speedball was, but that was as far as my speedball experience went. I hate needles. I can understand the “uh, huh.” That I may be getting from you but it’s true. I really hate needles. I used to get extremelyContinue reading “Drop Out, Smoke Crack, Get MBA post 7, pt 1 (Austin)”

Drop Out, Smoke Crack, Get MBA post 6, pt 1 (Austin)

Drop Out, Smoke Crack, Get MBA post 6, part 1 (Austin) (These are all part of a series…it is suggested that you start with post 1) That first binge at Jason’s was really fun and his blow was getting better with every line that I did, plus Jason said that he always had coke around andContinue reading “Drop Out, Smoke Crack, Get MBA post 6, pt 1 (Austin)”

Drop Out, Smoke Crack, Get MBA post 5, pt 1 (Austin)

Do I have to explain to you what a weed bullet pipe is? I think that they still sell them. It’s small, metal, the top screw off, there is a rubber mouthpiece, and you can hit it for a long time if packed well.