I’ve been neglecting writing lately, but as far as self-inflicted neglect and my life goes…the act of neglecting my writing seems rather minor… just brings a little cognitive dissonance, no biggie smalls. I’m working in a position that seems way below my education and experience level in just about every regard right now, but IContinue reading “Drop Out, Smoke Crack, Get MBA (random post, not part of the ongoing series)”
I’ve never had children… during the years of life when that generally takes place I was performing on small dive bar type of comedy club stages, usually located in a small bar or restaurant that built a stage in order to provide entertainment… karaoke one night, comedy, trivia, when the bar-back gets married it’s aContinue reading “Drop Out, Smoke Crack, Get MBA… I would have been the hated parent in the story told (not part of the series)”
This is part of a series…it is suggested that you start with post 1 I always had a small notebook in my back pocket in order to write down jokes, but then I also began to write down things that weren’t jokes necessarily, but just my feelings in general. I would keep that notebook withContinue reading “Drop Out, Smoke Crack, Get MBA post 11, pt. 1 (Austin)”
This is part of a series…please start with the first post I knew what a speedball was, but that was as far as my speedball experience went. I hate needles. I can understand the “uh, huh.” That I may be getting from you but it’s true. I really hate needles. I used to get extremelyContinue reading “Drop Out, Smoke Crack, Get MBA post 7, pt 1 (Austin)”
Do I have to explain to you what a weed bullet pipe is? I think that they still sell them. It’s small, metal, the top screw off, there is a rubber mouthpiece, and you can hit it for a long time if packed well.
“Don’t ever let your supplier meet your buyer. I was so excited to have my 8 balls but let me just tell you how fucking stupid I was. Alright, when you want to set up shop at any level there are going to be some costs involved.”
“Hello, Crack-Head, Real Estate, Car Rental. This is Steven speaking. Yes, we have that late model 300z in. No, I don’t own it, but yes you can rent it out for some coke.”
Mike would drive around UT and The Drag with a safe in his trunk filled with coke.
When I started pre-school as a kid it wasn’t long before I knew something was different and wrong with me. I was broken.